the climactic scene in Cheetah Girls was when raven’s fugly dog fell into a sewer for 3 1/2 minutes. and then they sang about it.
um no I can’t move a tiny little animal is sleeping on my lap
- Investigator: Time of death, 4:20
- Police officers: ayyyy
- Investigator: ayyyy
- Corpse: ayyyy lmao
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty